8.25.2004
Laxative Commercial
A man sits down on a couch next to his son with NEWSPAPER in hand. As he opens the paper his face contorts in pain and lets out a GRUNT.
MAN
Holy crap, I’ve got some wicked constipation!
SON
Dad, you shouldn’t have eaten that block of cheese.
MAN (LAUGHING)
Son, you’re probably right. Good thing we’ve got a major supply of LOG JAM FREE! Man puts down paper and pulls the product out of his pocket.
SON
Dad, you keep that in your pocket?
MAN
Son, you never know when the constipation will hit you.
Man holds up product and talks towards the camera.
MAN
When the log’s large and hefty, LOG JAM FREE will clear the way! Hooooo!
Man and son laugh together. (Possible jingle plays).
FADE OUT
- posted by Gabe @ 2:19 PM
