8.25.2004
Injury Lawyer Commercial
INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY
MAN with neck brace, bandaged head and ankle brace, sits on a couch with crutches at his side. Man exhibits evidence of head injury with slurs and twitches.
MAN
I was seriously injured by a street sweeper. I didn’t know who to call. Thankfully, I saw LION AND TIGER INJURY LAWYERS on the back cover of the yellow pages.
INJURY LAWYER, sharply dressed in suit and tie and holding a folder filled with papers, walks on camera. He speaks with stern confidence.
LAWYER
William was injured and didn’t know who to call, most likely due to his severe head injury. But fortunately for William, he overcame his temporary retardation, and called us.
LAWYER takes a seat on the arm of the couch and crosses his legs. He pats William on the head.
LAWYER
At LION AND TIGER, we aggressively pursue a large settlement, much like a lion, or tiger, pounces on weak, maimed prey and rips apart their bloody carcass until there’s nothing left.
LAWYER stands back up and takes a step towards the camera.
LAWYER
If you’ve been injured in an accident, call LION AND TIGER, the injury lawyer kings!
Camera zooms in for an extreme close-up and LAWYER ROARS loud like a lion.
LAWYER
Roooar!
- posted by Gabe @ 2:14 PM
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You're going to need a big dark wood desk, bookcases with lots of books, a big fake fern, and a guy prentending to talk seriously to the receptionist in the background. It wouldn't hurt if the receptionist had 80's hair. Um, yeh.
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